Off to the bach for New Years, and then rowing camp after that. Don't brood too much!

Have a good one.

Half orphan, mama never had an abortion,
Papa sort of did, still I managed to live,
I go hard, I owe it all to the crib,
Now please tell me, what the f***'s harder than this?
- Brooklyn (Go Hard) by Jay-Z

Yeah, so.
Camping on the farm was meeean. Everyone got pissed and I ended up having to go and save people in the early hours of the morning. And everything was sweet as.
And my silly ginger friend found out that after 16 years of believing he was circumcised, actually isn't. Which meant he has the douchebag award for the rest of his life.

Just been working.
Got a parking ticket yesterday Which means half my earning for the day gone already.
Went around handing out flyers with my mate in town. And met someone who was my best friend when I was 5. And I hadn't seen her since, which was nice.

Yup...
Might have a poem to put up, but idk. It's smaverage.

Got a 2km tomorrow, which I am semi-dreading.
Did you know that, because I do 14 training sessions a week, I qualify as a full-time athlete? It's gangs.
So about a sixth of my day/week/month/life is devoted to masochism, fun.

And they went and got the Size 44 shoe from Amazon, and took a comparative photo of it with mine. And people laughed

Just maxin, relaxin, it ain't too taxin.
Just chillin, killin, hundred dollar billin.


I'm just working, and rowing, and doing a chemistry summer school thing. Life is good.

Had a dream that I was a huge grandfather clock in Grand Central Station, in NY, and that I kept stopping people passing by and saying: "Hello there, It's 5 o'clock!"
And I felt like the man for doing so.
Weird..

So, yeah, writers block.
But going down to my mates farm on Monday for a few days of camping, kayaking, bonfiring, and getting pissed. I'm in charge of making sure Fish and Chips is in ample supply.

Good times.

Up 2?

There be 4,000 viewings of me shackled page.
Savvy.